Sunday, October 08, 2006
Ashwin's guide
why hello there...hurhur...
so i was talking to Ash the other day over some teh alia and in the course of our conversation,he mentioned how he was sure that if he bought this one particular shirt,he was,in his own words,"gonna get laid".
I sat there smiling at his stupidity as i always do (c'mon lets not kid ourselves) when i realised that this wasn't the first time he had said something like this (that he was going to get laid that is). I slowly started recalling all the other times he had said that and how it just never seemed to work.
So i decided,just for shits and tickles,to come up with with a sort of list...
BEHOLD............................................................................................................
so i was talking to Ash the other day over some teh alia and in the course of our conversation,he mentioned how he was sure that if he bought this one particular shirt,he was,in his own words,"gonna get laid".
I sat there smiling at his stupidity as i always do (c'mon lets not kid ourselves) when i realised that this wasn't the first time he had said something like this (that he was going to get laid that is). I slowly started recalling all the other times he had said that and how it just never seemed to work.
So i decided,just for shits and tickles,to come up with with a sort of list...
BEHOLD............................................................................................................
ASHWIN'S GUIDE TO GETTING LAID
1) when going clubbing,don't dance,just play pool
2) If you don't get a chance to play pool,just sit by the pool table and hope your turn will come
3) If playing pool fails,then hit the dance floor and dance with light sticks (this one's a sure win)
4) Keep a stray dog
5) Correction,don't keep the dog;Just bathe it,feed it, and bring it to the vet..forget about giving it shelter
6) be a mummy's boy(apparently girls dig that)\
Disclaimer:The above mentioned information is true and accurate to the best of the author's knowledge. The author of this guide shall not be held liable for any injuries caused to whosoever follows it.Be it animal scaratches,suits in harrasments or fights caused while playing pool.
Follow at your own risk.
Well in other news,the haze has gone down drasticlly.Thank god!..bloody haze gave me such a bad headache yesterday.And it doesn't help that this month has been particularly humid. The haze seems to be trapping this humidity..it's making me miserable. Stupid,irresponsible fire starters.Selfish i tell you.Nevermind that we're already going through bad climate change and are experiencing the greenhouse effects,caused by DEFORESTATION!!..rahhhh...
....till next time fellas..catch you on the flipside..=)
# posted by palts @ 3:21 PM 
