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Hello!...yesterday was an ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTLEY AWSOME day.My uncle got married to a veryvery sweet, beautiful and lovely lady by the name of Janet.I am sososo happy for them.so happy.they've been together for 8years and they finally tied the knot.and i just know their gna be sooo great together.

So let me tell you the days veryvery funtastic events.me and my other two sisters woke up like 9.30 and got ready to go to OLPS church at 10.30 to do ushering.AS usual my uncle (grooms cousin) picked us up late together with his brother and gf who by the way are incharge of all the ushers.its funny cause i've always asked myself how it's so impossible to keep to an iteniery tts been planned to such presicion.and then i realised it's cause of ppl like my uncle who have just got no regard for time.But anyway we got to the church at like 11 and immediatley got to our ushering positions.I was ushering at the main door with one of janets cousins,Collin who has this werid cuteness about him.So we were kinda talking and pulling doors open for ppl and telling them where to sit.It was fine until ppl expected us to open the doors for them.idiots i tell you.i mean collin had gone to the washroom and i was talkin to a priest and this lady comes,waits for me to finish talkin to the father just so i can open the door for her.sheesh.But anyway the mass started and it was great.Janet looked awsome.like J.lo in the marrige scene from Maid in Manhattan together with pavitra who was the flower girl.Fr.Simon said mass and as usual his masses are the best.And i also saw one of my drama friends there,Paul.turns out he knows the couple.small world.But the mass ended and we all went down to eat.The food was great also.veyrvey nice morning section.

After Kavitah (Grooms sister),Rubesh (grooms eldest brother) ,my seconed sister,unlce and myself went over to kavitahs hse to change get stuff and headed straight to the ACM for our soundcheck and stuff as we were singing.

Howevr the bloody DJ's were late and we didn't get to do any soundcheck.I was helping Kavitah with some powerpoint thing when my she stared distubring me abt Collin just cause he was passing by and he said 'hi'..sheesh.but we were runnig late so me and my sis went to the Fullerton as the groom had booked 3 rooms there for all the ppl..so we showered and cause i was in sucha rush i left my toothbrush and facewash there.hais.but anyway the cocktails started wich is always a good thing.had a few martinis which were delicious..and by around 7pm,ppl statred streaming in..and beofre i knew it.the dinner had started.It was great..the company was excellent. Sam (brides sister),my sis dhini,sams cussin and my sister where having lotsa lotsa fun.i swaer,sam is the swwetes girl i have ever met in my life. no i am not lesbian or shit like tt but she is def a girl tt guys will swoon over..

So the time to sing was inching and it was finally time to sing.and........it went GREAT!...seeing as how Rubesh hadnt memorised his lines the day before..it went awesome..hahaa...ppl were coming up to me saying how nice itwas which either means they were drunk,high or just trying to be nice.

but anyway the dance floor opend which was veryvey fun all of us were dancing..even my parents!got vodka splt oon me by my drunk uncle...but it was all good...and like all weddings.. everyone was either high or drunk..god my uncle cldn't even stand up straight...so beiong the good semeritan my mother is she drove my drunk grand aunty and uncle (mother and father of the bride) home..and my aunty was soo high..she kept on touching my leg..god..haha and when we got back to pick my uncle and dad up we came tt was another story..kavitah statred talking shit to my dad and my mum but onlymy mum seem to get what she was talking abt..i sld've recorded it..it was soooo funny..

so we finnaly got hm. My mums back was hurting,my legs felt like they were amputated and my dad..well lets just say he thought he flew home. I got hm showered and slpet..so overall it was an awesome day....definatley the best wedding i've been for..everrr..so till next time..catch you on the flipside=)

well hello again my dear ladels and jellybeans...haven't updated for a while with the simple reason: there was nth much to update you abt..haha its funny cause it sounds like many many ppl know abt my blog BUT in actual fact only abt 3 ppl bother to take the time to read.but tt aside i've decided to that today was an extremely frustrating day.EXTREMELY.so let me tell you how it all frickin started..i woke up this morning and spent almost the whole day doing math.it occured to me how stupid i actually am.i mean i'm fucking doing this for the 2nd time around and YET i still can afford to fumble and not know how to do sums.what the fuck.hello?...i really must be dumb man.so that aside i carried on doing my math when my dad decides we're gna go to town to buy our dresses for the wedding on saturday.that my friend is a completely different story.so anyway my smart alec mum decides that we're gna go to robinsons to find our dresses..but here's the catch our budget is $100..now tell me friend do u seriously think we can go to robinsons and get a decent dress for $100???..so now i've come to the conclusio that my mother is a demented psycho who's still iving in days where they sold noodles for 20 cents..my sis and i specificlly her lets go to wisma..the clothes there are so much nicer and cheaper and they are meant for teens..not like robinfuckinsons that sells clothes even my dead great-grandmother won't wear.we walked around and then my mum starts to complain..." you know you all ah have no apprciation for money..you just think money is blahblahbalh".. hello!..woman your barons have obvioulsy been shoved up your arse..YOUR the one who said robinsons..YOUR the one who said wisma will be another day,YOUR the one who said you were gna follow us to buy our clothes..but noo Miss Brainiac still goes on harping abt this tt and the other..which by the way is smth she Always does..EVERY-FUCKIN-TIME..she'll say its ok..and then the next moment say smth tt will def fuck you up..

let me give ou an example..on the 8th of oct i was gna go for ryans 21st bdae.i had told my mum abt this waaaayyyyyy before the actual day itelf.coincidently,2 days before it was my youngest sisters bdae and the tradition in our family is to go for dinner on a bdae...but tt day we didn't go.so my parents decided they wld go on the 8th.but i told my mum no i had to go for ryans 21st..then she comes up lecturing me abt family and god noes what..and i'mthinking tomyself if family dinners on bdaes are soo impt,why then is it some of us for example,me are not allowed to choose where to go to to eat?..pavitra got choose between jacks place and seafood..peshu had jap food on hers papu had seafood on hers...and me??chicken rice..which is smth i DIDN'T want.but according to miss GURUGEE over hear it isn't where you eat,its who you eat with..ok..great so i have sucky food with my bitch ass family..what great company...so my mum then says i can go for ryans but whilst sending me out to the bustop she says.."i hope your happy..being the eldest in the family just think what kinda example your setting"...yeah go fuck yourself bitch.so sidetrack back to the situation..so she carries on harping on ths tt and the other...but wait!..tts not all!..the best part has yet to come!..all of a sudden this trip to shop for clothes for me and my sisters suddenly turns into a tri to buy pavitra tt spawn of the devil shoes and a nightee....whoa...now get a load of tt!..so iand my other 2 sisters have decided to form a club..."The Neglected Daughters Club"..i'll be the chair..and together we'll crush out the scum!...so my mums talkin to me and i tell her to stop talking andholding me and she gets all pissy and just throws me the 100 bucks and tells me to get the dress myself...gladly bitch..so i come home and its time for lost..but nooo..apparently my mums "tired from work and just want to relax and LISTEN to the tv" and not spend anytime wth the rest of her daughters except devils child.Which is exactly why your 3rd daughter turned out to be closer to the maid then to you mother.But miraculouisly when devils child comes up and demands for the channel to be turned my ever-loving slave mother turns it..excellent mother let her carry on like this and u mind as well shacle yourself to her and wipe her ass.goddamned cunt..so i know i'm probably gna look back on this post and go wow so mean blahblah...how angsty...yadayda...whatever seriously..so till next time fols..cath you on the flipside=)

Hello hello there...well lets see update for the week..this weeks been pretty uptight,scary and weird..i think this weeks the closest i've been to loosing someone close to me..(my grandfather) not that i'm close to him or anything but.. its actually quite scary when u come to think of it..my g-pa has been in and out of hospital this whole year and he went back in on weds again and got admitted to the ICU for a various number of health reasons..and when i say he's bad i mean he's "lets arrange for the funeral" bad...it was scary being in the ICU level,which by the way i hate..i hate hospitals in general cause of all the sick and dying ppl..even breathing in the air is weird for me..i mean think of all the germs and bacteria in the ventilation and the air conditioning..and these patients,well at least most of them, don't get to go out and breathe in the fresh air and get sunlight..so imagine the amt of bacteria in their lungs,skin.. *irkes*..so anyway the ICU level where my g-pa was admitted in was like a scene from 6 Feet Under..it was like a godamn funeral was takin place in the waiting area with the ppl wailing,sobbing,shouting,yelling..and when you get into the main wards..its like your in a spaceship cause each of the patients get an individual room with a sliding glass door and are connected to all these odd machines and euipment..like aliens from mars are using them as specimens..anyway my g-pa was in one of them and we went to see him and he was bad..i cld tell my dad was very worried..and scared..heck i've nvr seen the man like that before..so cause of the current state my g-pa was in..which is my dear reader..sick and dying..my parents decided to cancel my sisters bday party sheduled for fri and to have a small gathering instead...just a few of my sisters friends..which was a waste cause everything was set for firday..the presents,food..etc..but nvm tt..on sat morning thankfully my g-pa was out of icu..only cause his condition stabled..the key word here being STABLED..not necessarily good...but STABLE and we went to visit him together with the whole jing-bang..and tts when i realised tt my dads side of the family takes the word "dysfuctional" to a whole new level..i tell you all i have to do is sit back record their conversatins and put it into script.and i'll win an emmy..or an oscar...and kick Arrested Development outta the game..jesus chirst..im not gna write down wat was said/happened jus to save me from embarresement..and you too my dear reader because rest assured you'll feel embarresed for yourself and me if i shld mention anything..hais...anyways...on a lighter note..chirstmas is coming!!!!!..yay!...haha can't wait..i love x'mas..god this year ha moved sooo fast....its amazing...just another...... 84 days.....and the count down begins...=so till next time..catch you on the flipside..=)